Japanese retired in a forest

What to do with a girl on the shore of the pond for an hour, if you do not have a booze with you, the backgammon and you are not Armenians? The question is of course interesting, and it all depends on the arrogance and lack of complexes. You can be funny in water, but it will get bored as soon as you freeze. But suddenly, according to the Japanese tradition, you will learn that Mr. Vibrator lives in your girlfriend's handbag, and under some kind of pretext, starting on