Bzda on a date, but still shook

This moment happens to everyone and always at the most inopportune moment. Here it is - the third date with a cool girl, and she invites you to her rich, abruptly furnished house. For a second, she leaves you to wash your hands in the kitchen, and the farting typhoon has already rolled up to your anal space, and for completely random circumstances he missed the volley of the smoke bomb. And yesterday you just got green peas and washed down with milk ... And then the girl descends and just fucks from the stench and peeling off wallpaper, but you are magically laughing at, you seduce a bitch on the couch, and you feel like a real alpha smack.